Chiroptera Gray Matter

What the hell is happening

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Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

busket:

ellensdegenerates:

Had a beer
Smoked an entire cigarette
Done drugs.
Written on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended. 
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat
Been pregnant.
Camped out
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini
Driven a car
Been sent to the principal.
Ever liked someone.
Failed a class.
Failed a test.
Went to summer school.
Got worse than a D
Got A’s and B’s.
Read an entire book.
Recorded my own music.
Had an xbox.
Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.
Hated someone.
Been cheated on.
Cheated on someone.
Worn makeup.
Lied to my parents about where I was going.
Had surgery
Had my license.
Worn coloured contacts.
Painted my nails black.
Broken someone’s heart. 
Had my heart broken.
Cried for an hour straight 
Lost something very valuable.
Got separated from one of my parents as a kid
Broken a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee.
Eaten something bad/expired.
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
Danced with someone of the same sex. 
Owned an ipod
Owned an iphone.
Fell for a best friend
Stole a friend’s significant other.
Went far away from home for more than a week.
Moved out.
Ran away.
Had a job. 
Been fired.
Lied to a friend.
Lied to a family member.
Had a Facebook.
Posted a video on Youtube.
Started a rumour about someone.
Talked bad about someone
Deliberately failed a test.
Been skinny dipping.
Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.
Ate rabbit meat.
Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.
Been to church
Been to Canada
Been married.
Had a divorce.
Broke a glass
Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today
Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window.
Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
Wished you were somebody else.
Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
Been to a concert
Seen your favourite band live 
Met a celebrity 
Met your favourite band
Own more than 10 CD’s

(Source: fyeahsurveys)

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assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

(via oyasuminerd)

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'Dog Whisperer' Cesar Millan Sees Great Dane Client Attack Neighbor

grapeyguts:

ghostvomit:

theblacksunrising:

When will people stop looking at this man as anything more than a flashy TV personality?

Because that’s literally all he is.

Not to mention in the image they use on the website, those two dogs arent showing positive body language, are obviously uncomfortable and are being forced together on his lap when they dont want to be.

dude this idiot bastard needs to be taken off the air and jailed.

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camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

(Source: fartgallery, via unbadger)

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mgann-morzz:

McDonald’s worker arrested after telling company president she can’t afford shoes.

"A woman who has been employed by the McDonald’s Corporation for over 10 years says she was arrested last week after she confronted the company president at a meeting and told him she couldn’t afford to buy shoes or food for her children.

Nancy Salgado, 26, told The Real News that she felt like she had to speak out during McDonald’s USA President Jeff Stratton’s speech at the Union League Club of Chicago on Friday for the sake of her children.

“It’s really hard for me to feed my two kids and struggle day to day,” she shouted as Stratton was speaking. “Do you think this is fair, that I have to be making $8.25 when I’ve worked for McDonald’s for ten years?”

“I’ve been there for forty years,” Stratton replied from the podium.

“The thing is that I need a raise. But you’re not helping your employees. How is this possible?” Salgado asked.

At that point, someone approached Salgado and informed her that she was going to be arrested.

She later recalled the encounter to The Real News’ Jessica Desvarieux.

“The strength was very powerful, like, just remembering the face of my kids, like I say, you know, just simple things like I can’t provide a pair of shoes like everybody else does, sometimes every month, or anything like that,” she said. “And he needs to know we are what all the employees at McDonald’s are going through. We’re struggling day to day to provide our needs in our houses, things for our kids. And it’s just–it gets harder and harder with just the poverty wage they have us living in.”

“They just told me, you know, well, you’re being under arrest because you just interrupted, you trespassed the property. You’re just going to go to jail,” Salgado added. “And what I remember just telling them, ‘well, like, so, because I have to speak out my mind and I had to tell the president the poverty wage I’m living in, that’s just against the law?’ You know, just be able to speak up your mind and say, you know what, I can’t survive with $8.25? It’s just — it’s ridiculous that I’m going to get arrested. You know.”

Salgado, who is still working at McDonald’s, said she had her hours cut following the arrest and feared further retaliation.

“The CEOs make millions and billions a year and why can’t they provide enough for their employees?” she wondered.”

I think that this is beyond awful for many reasons. People can’t afford to live off of the wages that they are given currently, and can’t even speak out against it. I know tumblr is great for spreading important news like this, so please help me get the word out to support this woman.

(via cafiffle)